C'mon bra! Have you ever wanted to scream "FREEZE MOTHER******" like the wild-maned leather-chapped renegade Duane "Dog" Chapman, spray punks in the face with mace, and pump your virtual fists in glorious victory? Your day has finally come.Nintendo's in-house developer team has signed a contract with Mr. Chapman himself to bring all the prime-time cablefied redneck antics to the Wii. According to the executive producer Shwin Bik "As soon as we had the opportunity to approach [Mr. Chapman] his eyes bulged out and he said 'Hell yea bra!'"
He continued "We've actually had to re-work our animation rigging to incorporate Beth's(Dog's Wife and fellow ass-kicker) extraordinarily large "upper body" with never-before-seen likeness to their real life counterparts."Some of the rumored features include squeezing the trigger on a virtual mace bottle, punching rowdy alcoholics in the throat, and slapping your fellow bounty hunter a high five after a long day nabbing fugitives.
Look for this game in the fall of 2010. The funding is limited for this project because most proceeds from the hit television show goes to rare Malaysian Goat milk that makes Dog's glorious golden locks flow like the Mississippi.
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